I just received an email from the UCI in my Inbox - me and about a thousand other people who are on their media list.
This is how it began:
"The UCI rejects recent statements by Bernard Kohl, but does not wish to react publicly, considering it completely inappropriate to respond to a rider who has admitted having cheated throughout his career."
Phew, good thing they decided not to react publicly. That would be tacky.
They should have added, "and he's fat too." at the end.