Okay, so Susie is flush with cash these days as a result of her recent run of lottery wins. It just so happens that yesterday the government of the Balearic Islands announced that it will end its sponsorship involvement with Abarca Esport, the management company of the Caisse d'Epargne-Illes Balears cycling team.
My plan is that high-roller Susieb steps up to co-sponsor with Caisse d'Epargne. In her new team director role she can hire Floyd as the new team leader (I'm sure that Alejandro Valverde and Oscar Pereiro will be fine with that) and get all the boys measured for those new gladiator-inspired kits.
We'll have to hire Cathy to be the Editor of the new Caisse d'Epargne-Susieb team fan site and GregC can go to all the races and report from the front lines.
Theresa, Catherine and Camille you can be our soigneurs (I think woofdawg taught us that there was an appropriate female french term for soigneur but I've forgotten it).
Matt, you'll need to come up with a swim-training program for the team so you won't have time to fly all over the country "working" any more - sorry.
Now, the gladiator outfits with the armour and the short skirts might slow the riders down a bit but I think we all agree that they're a must so I'm putting everyone else in charge of brainstorming and logistics there.
Good luck everyone. Paris here we come!